THE HOMER REPORT
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The top 20 reasons you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia
20. If you think $80,000 is a whole lot of money, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
19. If you pay one person $125 a day, and one of your family members $300 a day, for the same position, you
18. If you find it necessary to use profane language in the presence of children, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
16. If your mentality won't let you compromise, just so you can say you win, even when it is detrimental to the
14. If you're a KHHA president, and think your too good to race or even be seen at any particular track, you might be
14a. If you don't care to make yourself look like a Jackass by saying you wouldn't be seen at a particular track, with the
14b. If you are a KHHA president and didn't know who the General Manager of that particular track was, you might
13. If you sell out the horsemen for a plate of free BarBQ, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
12. If your name is listed in the program as a race official 4 times, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
11. If you like to skim a little off their paycheck, for getting them the starting job at the track, you might be part of the
10. If you will sell out the horsemen for your right to winter train, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
9. If you're a board member and you chose to remain silent for the horsemen about the money they deserve for
8. If you think you're great just because the one board member to your left and the one to your right tells you so,
7. If you can look your owner in the eye and tell him to, "go ahead and make the stake payments, he's training good",
6. If you create awards, only to pick and choose who receives them, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
5. If you say, that someone said you could have it, after they died, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
4. If you take credit only when it's a good idea, and like to pass the blame when it's a bad one, you might be part of
3. If you think it's best to communicate with the press by email only, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
2. If you have made a valiant effort to destroy the most informative site in Kentucky, you might be part of the
1. If YOU tell people you DON'T read this site and you DO, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
20. If you think $80,000 is a whole lot of money, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
19. If you pay one person $125 a day, and one of your family members $300 a day, for the same position, you
- might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
18. If you find it necessary to use profane language in the presence of children, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
- the Cornbread Mafia.
16. If your mentality won't let you compromise, just so you can say you win, even when it is detrimental to the
- sport, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
- might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
14. If you're a KHHA president, and think your too good to race or even be seen at any particular track, you might be
- part of the Cornbread Mafia.
14a. If you don't care to make yourself look like a Jackass by saying you wouldn't be seen at a particular track, with the
- track's General Manager present, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
14b. If you are a KHHA president and didn't know who the General Manager of that particular track was, you might
- be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
13. If you sell out the horsemen for a plate of free BarBQ, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
12. If your name is listed in the program as a race official 4 times, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
11. If you like to skim a little off their paycheck, for getting them the starting job at the track, you might be part of the
- Cornbread Mafia.
10. If you will sell out the horsemen for your right to winter train, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
9. If you're a board member and you chose to remain silent for the horsemen about the money they deserve for
- Telephone Account Wagering, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
8. If you think you're great just because the one board member to your left and the one to your right tells you so,
- you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
7. If you can look your owner in the eye and tell him to, "go ahead and make the stake payments, he's training good",
- when actually his horse is broken bone lame, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
6. If you create awards, only to pick and choose who receives them, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
5. If you say, that someone said you could have it, after they died, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
4. If you take credit only when it's a good idea, and like to pass the blame when it's a bad one, you might be part of
- the Cornbread Mafia.
3. If you think it's best to communicate with the press by email only, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
2. If you have made a valiant effort to destroy the most informative site in Kentucky, you might be part of the
- Cornbread Mafia.
1. If YOU tell people you DON'T read this site and you DO, you might be part of the Cornbread Mafia.
- "Now that some funny stuff right there. I don't care who you are."
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