| Here are some Swaymi Tips But first, let me say a few words about The Hawk. THE HAWK Warning: Idiots and inbred hillbillies may not be able to understand or comprehend this. But The Hawk came here with a plan and achieved everything he plan to do. The Hawk flew in under the radar and nobody seen him coming, and by the time they did....it was too late, it was over. Now I want to let you in on something --- he has been doing this (flying in under the radar) for nearly twenty years. But for some unknown reason, nobody and I mean nobody has been able to detect who The Hawk is. So the next time you think you see The Hawk it might be a good idea to look at the Hawk, look him right in the eye as he is walking by, and say, "How are you doing Hawk". Now if he cracks a smile or a chuckle, you know you've met the HAWK. But for now, we've been told by our sources that a few folks are floating rumors about the Hawk. Now before you go spreading or accusing The Hawk of EPO positives or any other kind of positives, what you need to do is; put down your crack-pipe, and get up early. Even better...I have a Swaymi Tip just for you: When you open that barn door, if you can't finish feeding the whole barn in less then twenty steps... you're LOSING money and definitely need to get rid of some of those crows. FACT: Here is something for your ears. The racing commission did asked The Hawk to migrate and to give some of these dummies a chance to collect some doe for that cold hard winter ahead. And I mean a long winter. So The Hawk helped'em out. COO-COO THE CLOWN A little Swaymi Tip for CooCoo: Before you go smacking an 800lb gorilla, you may want to step back and think about what you are doing. Because when you step forward, you might fall right into a monkey trap. COO-COO'S FAVORITE DRIVER I’m going to give you a Swaymi Tip that’s going to help you in your livelihood. TIP: When you come out of Red Mile road, if you go north and you get past Lebanon Raceway, immediately, I mean immediately do yourself a favor and do a u-turn before you get into shark infested waters. Now if you go northeast and for some crazy reason you get suckered to go to Pennsylvania, you better not go past Northfield because you are in for a long bitter cold winter. UNCLE BOBBY Before you start running down to the winner circle - stop. The Legend has something to ask you. ”How long is that stretch at Balmoral ?” Boy I bet your calling him everything but The Legend after he snapped your American National dream. BIG AL Why are you holding back on me? What was it? Was it that I mention the mob? The good fellas are not to happy with me. I need help next time you get a hot tip. And don’t think twice about giving it to me. POCAHONTAS I saw all those bad driving dummies winning races. Why are you not driving anymore? I guess its not safe out there - is it! That’s what M J said, too. |
| Harness Guru "The Swaymi" |
9/28/09
| Harness Guru "The Swaymi" |
| Harness Guru "The Swaymi" |
| "The Truth Has Nothing To Fear" |