| MY APOLOGIES I should apologize to my readers. I know I’m late putting out The Swaymi's View. But after last weeks score I had to take a little vacation to the beautiful sunny Miami. South Beach has a great view - many of them - if you know what I mean. Sorry for not letting everybody in on this one, but I didn't know in time. To make amends the Swaymi will be giving betting and handicapping tips for the whole family in the near future. So don't tune out now or you may miss out on the next longshot I give. For right now though, I have to send a Swaymi thank you to Jeff Cullipher for giving yours truly a 66-1 shot. Thanks again Jeff, hey and be looking for a Swaymi gift in the near future. WHO'S LAUGHING Dwight Penrod....THIS BUDS FOR YOU! Enjoy yourself in Florida. We will see you in April. And don't forget to send Marc Guilfoil a personalized Christmas card. THE THREE BLIND MICE I see you are starting to pay attention! Good job on Thursday with calling those inquiries. Better yet, great job on making the right calls. You guys made the right call placing and taking down Bartley, placing him behind those he interfered with. Way to show that you are finally learning the rules book. Not like when The Legend and The Spaceman were in town. CLICK HERE to watch video. Or when you guys only declared one of the two horse’s a non starter. (remember boys you don't get any credit from The Swaymi for hafas doing your job.) I know it takes a little more time, but we have only raced 23 days so far, so The Swaymi can't understand why so many bad calls have been made.(bad calls also include the calsl that weren't made.) I guess your way of thinking is a little bit like Uncle Bobby's - ”Bluegrass and the Ridge don’t count in racing.” OR "This is a very short meet for these guys, so we're turning to the blind eye." WALT REINed and TRAINED by the BEST I been told you HAVE been reading my Column and paying close attention. Good for you and good job. I know my sources are good, because I can now hear you all the way in St Louis saying "GO" - through the simulcast monitors. Now I know you have been calling recalls when you shouldn’t be calling them. And then when you should call one you don’t...what’s the problem? But now, with all due respect, I have been informed that there is a different starter every night at The Red Mile, and it may not be you. So maybe I need to talk to Edgar The Weatherman. I have one question....“Does everybody have a current license?” COO-COO the CLOWN A message from The Swaymi: I'm on to you and your ways. And Mr. Gullota isn't at all impressed. COO-COO's FAVORITE DRIVER I have a Swaymi Tip for you: Don't ever trust a clown with you livelihood. "ANVIL HANDS" SHEEHAN DONATIONS are needed to help our friend Tyler pay that 200 fine for not being dressed properly. (what does this mean anyway). I guess if nobody helps, mom and dad will have to dig into the money that the mare made, back in the late 80’s early 90’s. ATTENTION RED MILE ANNOUNCERS Next time you have to fill in for our friend Gabe we have a video for you guys to watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvz4YGAXRbw If you have to watch it more than once you might learn something! ATTENTION MANAGEMENT Next time you have a secret night of racing, let The Swaymi know. And don't go saying you don't read the Swaymi. |
| Harness Guru "The Swaymi" |
9/21/09
| Harness Guru "The Swaymi" |
| Harness Guru "The Swaymi" |
| "The Truth Has Nothing To Fear" |