The Highlights of 2009

  • Fire Break’s out at Lebanon Raceway costing lives of humans and equine athletes. (a true loss for the industry)

  • Racing dates in Kentucky are set for next year. (WHAT A JOKE)

  • PROFESSOR PERKINS is calling races at Sports Creek. (Who wouldn't want to have The Professor announcing at their track?)

  • The Conrads' go west to Cal Expo (others might be influenced if they see Big Chucky return with a tan and a blonde on his arm)

  • Stiltner tries Chicago (realizes it's better not to listen to a clown, than to starve in the Windy City)

  • The Guido Boys split up (You Gotta Luv It Stables LLC is formed...but lost their Mafia connection)

  • Uncle Bobby spends 200,000 plus on a trotting filly at Harrisburg. (she’s now a Broodmare...How'd she jog today Uncle Bob?)

  • Horsemen buy crows at Delaware. (Will they Re- Entered them for February Sale. (The smart ones will. The others....they
    bumped their heads)

  • A DUMMY DRIVER comes forward. (He threatens to sue. But after his attorneys reviewed The Homer Report, the only
    evidence they could find was the words "DUMMY DRIVERs". They then asked him if he was a DUMMY DRIVER.)

  • B. Madoff gets catch drive at Northfield (it's a rarity when a driver gets taken off to put up Madoff.....and he WINS! What’s in
    the coffee at Cleveland?)

  • Kevin Mack is announced race secretary at Hoosier Park for 2010. (I know we're friends. So I sure hope you've been reading my
    Swaymi Views. Don't force me to make Fred Sanford call you a BIG DUMMY) (Kevie is back...yeeeessss!!!)

  • The stewards/judges sent word to the Hawk, if he keeps it up, he won’t have stalls next year. (HELLO MCFLY --- Two years in a
    row they've gave him problems with stalls. And the last I checked, he doesn't have stalls NOW!!)

  • CHRIS HASKELL took the Swaymi’s advice and talked to the King of the Juice, Bill Robinson. (Just take a look at his record at
    Windsor.)

  • My Boys Billy Woodrum & A J Young crunching the pools.(That’s what 10cent supers will do)

  • Joe Costa's announcement let people know that he did not know that there really are 40,000 students just a couple blocks
    away. (NO SH!T JOE SHIRLOCK) (quit bothering our man Sam he has more important things to worry about.)

  • Marc Guilfoil tells the Horsemen and Fair World he will not accommodate the Spaceman’s request on taking his suspension
    when he wants. (Really!!! If you want to read what Ronnie "The Spaceman" had to say to Guilfoil CLICK HERE.)

  • Local 349 in Kentucky picks up Vision Plan. (Three Blind Mice now have Vision Insurance)

With that being said  another year has come to a end. I’m really looking forward to next year racing action stay tuned
for the end of the year awards, and more Swaymi Views in the future.
12/30/09
"The Truth Has No Fear"
Harness Guru
"The Swaymi"