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Big Chuck, The Skipper
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8/23/07
Ring-a-ling

9/11/07
Shhhhhhh!
Be Ve-wee Ve-wee Quiet

9/14/07
Uncle Bobby
Does it again

9/21/07
"Nobody"

9/30/07
"The Paparazzi"

10/5/07
"Song and Dance"

10/17/07
The DA Award

10/27/07
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10/10/07
Dictionary
The Homer Report
Predictions for 2008
Here are our predictions for the upcoming year

  • Bob Stewart will learn the convenience of email.

  • Napier will get his '08 license and reimburse the KHRA $????.
    00 for the previous 5 years cost of licenses.

  • Bob Stewart will have a bowel movement and his head will
    fall right out. Or NOT.

  • Jeff Bumpus will run for KHHA President.

  • Kevin Mack will cash a BIG Trifecta ticket while working as a
    Race Secretary/Starter/Announcer/General Manager.

  • Gamblers Anonymous will acquire a new member.

  • Kevin Mack will write a newsletter.

  • Napier, Stewart, and Harris will all use as their defense,
    "I didn't say it" or "I'm not a crook".

  • Scottie Harris will say yes. Even when he DOESN'T agree.

  • Nate Sholar will give up his position with the Fairs. Or,

  • Sholar will create a new rule to further his distaste for
    Dr. Overstreet.

  • Sholar will call his new rule, the "IRule".

  • The Cornbread Mafia will tell each another how good they
    are.

  • Napier will take credit for something he didn't do over and
    over and over and over and over.

  • Mr. "Nobody" will remain loyal and will be very useful for The
    Cornbread Mafia when they need a fall guy. "Nobody" did it.

  • The KHHA board members will sleep at the 11th hour.

  • The KHHA will introduce a new slogan, "The Less You Know,
    The Better Off We Are".

  • Don "The Investigator" Kolioutas will patent the phrase
    "You're Fined"!

  • Jim Powell will prosper doing a traveling Elvis show featuring
    "the NASTYS", throughout the southeastern portion of Ky.

  • The Watchdog Committee will be formed.

  • The Watchdog Committee will take a serious bite out of
    ???????? @$$.

  • Joe Costa learns it's not kool to wear shades when
    speaking to a group.
11/26/07
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