The Homer Report
If I were
you, I
wouldn't
go in there
..
Uncle Bobby  
Edgar the Weatherman  
The Gambler.
When you guys try to write your next
NEWSLETTER.

Here's A Word of Advice

You tried your best and
you failed miserably.
The lesson is
'never try'.
- Homer Simpson
Quotes from the Candidates

Uncle Bobby
    I'm the commander -- see, I don't need
    to explain -- I do not need to explain
    why I say or do things. That's the
    interesting thing about being president.

Jeff Bumppus
    I've been asked to roll-over before,
    and I did roll-over. But, I will make a
    promise to you -- if you elect me, I
    WILL NOT roll-over -- ever again.
         Quotes from the
   Not So Rich & Famous

Edgar the Weatherman
    See, in my line of work you got to keep
    repeating things over and over and over
    again for my truth to sink in, to kind of
    catapult the propaganda.

The Gambler
    I'm still loyal to whoever pays the most.
    It's just business -you understand. My
    enemies are innovative and resourceful,
    and so am I. They misunderestimated me.
Guess Who I Am?
If I were to be held accountable for my
actions. Three things would be said to me:

"YOU'RE FINED"
"YOU'RE FIRED"
&
"YOU HAVE THE
RIGHT TO REMAIN
SILENT."

Now -- who am I?
The
Cornbread Mafia
is seeking a new "Hit-Man".

Applicant must be able to:
Lie, Cheat, and Steal.
Overlook & Participate in Extortion
Criminal activities a PLUS

Must possess:
Stupid Skills
Mis-Leadership Skills
I Don't Know Skills
Multi-job Skills
Yes-man Skills

Apply in person at the Association's office.
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11/29/07