| "I REPORT YOU DECIDE" |
The Homer Report
12/20/08
| WE SALUTE YOU KyHarnessRacing.com would like to salute THE GREEN MONKEY of harness racing for being so "BRAVE or STUPID" (ever how you look at it) |
| Quote of the Week "I have a lot to think about, but nothing to worry about." - The Ole Wise Man - |
| Advice from the "Ole Wise Man" Uncle Bobby has been feeling a bit uneasy - with the winter training thing and all. So he thought about going to see a psychic, but was worried about what his future might look like. Then he thought about going to a coo-coo doctor, but decided different with worry that he might actually get committed unwillingly to the psycho-ward. Finally, Uncle Bobby decided to go see the "Ole Wise Man". As the Old Wise Man sat there silently, listening to Uncle Bobby tell him about all the things that have happened to him in the past few years, the Old Wise Man gently took a few strokes of his chin. As he looked into the eyes of the Green Monkey he spoke, "I know of only one thing that could possibly help you. You MUST listen to what I am about to say to, and no matter what--you have to remember that....... 'EVEN A FISH WOULDN'T GET HOOKED IF HE KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT'. |
| Meet Mr. Reputation Harness Racing's New Mascot!! Trainer # 1 -- "I was shocked." Trainer # 2 -- "My attorney has advised me to remain silent." Trainer # 3 -- "I have a squeaky clean reputation." Trainer # 4 -- "The tests were flawed." |
| The Question for Everyone (with at least half a brain cell) If the tests or testing procedure was flawed, then whose favor did that play in? A. The Trainers' or B. The Track's |
| HALL OF FAME PRODUCTIONS IN COOPERATION WITH THE TRAINERS ASSOCIATION PRESENTS A NEW FILM BY GORGE LAGES BAD NEWS JACK-ASSES Harness Racing has rules. Not that anyone really cares. Hall of fame productions in cooperation with the trainers association bank robber Makentoch squeaky-clean yonson mighty joe Big cowboy jim "Bad news jack-asses" LOOk for A Happy Place Anniesgottagun as "the loaded one" lesbien solo and home County Fair as "the ironhorse" NOW PLAYING |
| Guess Who I Am Ima pretty slick looking dude. And the women -- they just FREAKIN love me. When I walk into an establishment.......everything comes to a halt. Even the band stops playing. In my earliest adventures, I lived and operated in Detroit City. I karaoke to "When I Take My Hat Off". (Rail-bird says hello) My Career Highlight - Fining Billy O'Donnell over-and-over-and-over. WHO AM I?? |
| Email is good enough for SANTA In this age of instant coffee, overnight rush deliveries, and 30-second media sound bites, it's not surprising that children have discovered that their letters to Santa Claus can be sent by email. |