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The Homer Report
10/1/08
| "CAN YOU GUESS WHO I AM" |
INSPECTOR KLIPSO
takes a lickin -n- keeps on tickin
Inspector Klipso well known for his Drug Raids and his ability on enforcing rules
like the SAFETY VEST, has slapped yet another sucker, with a $100 fine ------
FRANKIE "the sun"
EYE-WITNESS accounts tell us that Inspector Klipso got his ass chewed up one
side and down the other by Frankie "the sun", after he fined him for not
wearing a Safety Vest. EYE-WITINESS accounts tell us that the inspector
remained calm-n-cool during this ordeal. That surprises me, for Inspector
Klipso knows "Taekwondo".
all the inspector has to know who he is dealing with here. You just don't fine
"the sun" for not wearing a safety vest. He's SPESH-SHAL.
It's not a good sign for you, Inspector Klipso, if you wake up one morning to
find a horse head in your bed. Also, I would give your neighbor 20 bucks to
start your car for the next few mornings--just for precautionary measures.
One other thing INSPECTOR KLIPSO, if there is anyway possible you should
throw all the blame on your boss Marc Guilfoil. After all, it is all his fault.
takes a lickin -n- keeps on tickin
Inspector Klipso well known for his Drug Raids and his ability on enforcing rules
like the SAFETY VEST, has slapped yet another sucker, with a $100 fine ------
FRANKIE "the sun"
EYE-WITNESS accounts tell us that Inspector Klipso got his ass chewed up one
side and down the other by Frankie "the sun", after he fined him for not
wearing a Safety Vest. EYE-WITINESS accounts tell us that the inspector
remained calm-n-cool during this ordeal. That surprises me, for Inspector
Klipso knows "Taekwondo".
- One time a guy stoled a french frie from the inspector. He
kicked the guy in the knee, took a spin and he caught him
right square in the nu.., and then broke his jaw as he was
falling to the ground.....he did this in about 2.7 seconds. All
for stealing a french frie.
all the inspector has to know who he is dealing with here. You just don't fine
"the sun" for not wearing a safety vest. He's SPESH-SHAL.
It's not a good sign for you, Inspector Klipso, if you wake up one morning to
find a horse head in your bed. Also, I would give your neighbor 20 bucks to
start your car for the next few mornings--just for precautionary measures.
One other thing INSPECTOR KLIPSO, if there is anyway possible you should
throw all the blame on your boss Marc Guilfoil. After all, it is all his fault.
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