| "I REPORT, YOU DECIDE" |
The Homer Report
10/4/08
| Inspector Klipso hammers out the law again SBSW's trainer entered the detention barn demanding Rodney "The Redneck" Debeck to clean the stall to the ground. (shouting) "I WANT IT CLEANED-NOW!!!! Do you know who I am? This is a $10 million horse!" Inspector Klipso showed up just before "The Redneck" had a chance to show this CANUCK what Southern Hospitality was all about. The Inspector told SBSW's trainer, "I'm gonna tell you who I am. I'm the guy that's telling you if you want it stripped to the ground, you can do it yourself." One of the nine grooms from the trainer's entourage cleaned the stall to the ground. Editor's note: The last time a guy raised his voice to "The Redneck", he was hauled off in an ambulance. |
| Where O' Where will the money come from to get winter training? Winter Training @ The Red Mile Will it happen? That is the question. Back stall rent is the issue. So what can they do now? One thing, is they could take $200,000 out of the horsemen's purse account, and pay the stall rent. I don't really see this as a problem. I think most horsemen would be perfectly OK with this. If $23 million in Advance Deposit Wagering doesn't bother them, you have to figure they won't even notice $200k. Am I Right or Wrong? |
| Bowie's Rules Rule #1 - "If the owner is wrong, the trainer must remember, the owner is still the owner." Rule # 2 - "Never forget rule # 1." |
Channel 36 @ The Red Mile
- Thanks to a fellow horseman (who wishes
to remain anonymous), Channel 36 WTVQ
may be at the Red Mile on Saturday.
On Friday, this guy made around 20 phone
calls to the TV station, pleading his case.
Let's hope it worked.
| STALLS for RENT @ The Red Mile $300 a month Option 1. Pay on the 1st of each month Option 2. Pay whenever you want Option 3. Don't pay at all |
Words of Wisdom
"The cover-up is always
worse than the crime."
- Professor Perkins -
"The cover-up is always
worse than the crime."
- Professor Perkins -
Matt's AWARD winning Coffee
Cup of Coffee $2.75 - No Cream
and pick up some CREAM. And here's why.
I was accompanied by a very nice lady (a professional coffee drinker) at The Red Mile on
Wednesday afternoon.
She went to Wagers and paid a budget-busting $2.75 for a cup of coffee.
Not to anyone's surprise, Wagers was out of cream. With NO CREAM in Wagers, I myself,
went down to the clubhouse bar...and you already know....they were OUT OF CREAM. The
bartender sent me upstairs.
The woman on duty fetched me some cream --- in a glass I might add (which made me a
little concerned).
When I returned to the table the nice lady took a smell of the cream and a disgusted look
immediately come over her face. I said, "Whats wrong?" She replied, "It's SOUR!" It was
practically "SOUR" cream. In other words, milk that was just a few days from being cottage
cheese.
That's right folks, only at The Red Mile during Grand Circuit can you get coffee for $2.75 and
cream that is SOUR. And might I add, walk all the way to the clubhouse for this privilege.
Of course, this has become the NORM at the Red Mile these days. If you like STALE
NACHOS, "SOUR" cream for $2.75coffee. Then pay a visit.
Matt sure runs a tight ship.
Oh by the way, this nice lady just happens to be my mother.
Cup of Coffee $2.75 - No Cream
and pick up some CREAM. And here's why.
I was accompanied by a very nice lady (a professional coffee drinker) at The Red Mile on
Wednesday afternoon.
She went to Wagers and paid a budget-busting $2.75 for a cup of coffee.
Not to anyone's surprise, Wagers was out of cream. With NO CREAM in Wagers, I myself,
went down to the clubhouse bar...and you already know....they were OUT OF CREAM. The
bartender sent me upstairs.
The woman on duty fetched me some cream --- in a glass I might add (which made me a
little concerned).
When I returned to the table the nice lady took a smell of the cream and a disgusted look
immediately come over her face. I said, "Whats wrong?" She replied, "It's SOUR!" It was
practically "SOUR" cream. In other words, milk that was just a few days from being cottage
cheese.
That's right folks, only at The Red Mile during Grand Circuit can you get coffee for $2.75 and
cream that is SOUR. And might I add, walk all the way to the clubhouse for this privilege.
Of course, this has become the NORM at the Red Mile these days. If you like STALE
NACHOS, "SOUR" cream for $2.75coffee. Then pay a visit.
Matt sure runs a tight ship.
Oh by the way, this nice lady just happens to be my mother.