THE HOMER REPORT
| "IIIIIII'M WATCHING YOU" |
| The end of the year is upon us. And it's that time of year for someone to be crowned the D.A. of the Year. At this time, we have some nominees in the top running. You can vote on which one you think deserves it most. Or, you can nominate someone that isn't on the list, along with a reason why they should be crowned. Along with a statement, in their own words of why they want be crowned... DDDRRRRUUUMMM ROLL PLEASE......Here are the NOMINEES! for........ D.A. of the YEAR. UNCLE BOBBY
behalf, and now they don't get any percentage (that would be 0% for those who don't clearly understand), of the money bet on Telephone Account Wagering. I also got fined for arrogantly not wearing my safety vest. I believe in, and fully support any and everything that Edgar the Weatherman says. I have Worked and I am currently Working relentlessly to destroy the most informative site for harness racing in Kentucky. I am currently working hard to get the site shut down. I have so many more reasons to be crowned, that you wouldn't believe me, (EVEN IF I TOLD YOU)...........But I was told to keep it short." EDGAR THE WEATHERMAN
years without having a Starter's License (KHRA...PLEEEASE TAKE NOTICE). I overlooked the Safety Vest rule and failed to bring it before the board. I like to keep what I do a secret unless it is really good. And you learn to agree with me...or else me and Uncle Bobby will make it very hard on you. I also lobbied hard to get the fair rule changed...might I add, that I did it in a way that no one knew, or so, I thought. I also lobbied hard for the position on a council, when I knew there were many people, with more qualifications than myself.....but hey, it makes me look good....EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT HOW DRUGS WORK on horses. HEY!!! DON'T FORGET!!! I TOO, have worked hard......I HAVE!!, since day 1.....and I am CURRENTLY working very hard to destroy the most informative site for harness racing in Kentucky. I also, am currently working to get the site shut down. People just don't need to know what we do. My modo is "The Less You Know, The Better Off I Am". Since they have told me to keep it short, I will stop here...but I have so much more to say. PLEASE VOTE FOR ME...I deserve it...and besides, if there's an award to be given, and I don't get to pick who it is gonna be....then it must be given to me. I want a pay raise." THE TRADES MAN
worked, as a bid spotter, at a sale recently. And on the same days, I know that I was scheduled to start at the track, and it would have been much easier to get a bid spotter, than a starter. But, the main reason I chose to work the horse sale was because, I was committed to them. I'm not really that committed to the track. I will say, that while I've held so many positions, like the announcer at the mile track for example, that I wouldn't let anyone have that job.... even when they offer their services for free. I didn't want to take the chance that someone else might get paid for that position or interrupt my game plan. That's the way I operate....What's in it for me. Oh yeah....remember horsemen..... I can only be LOYAL to whoever pays me the most." the Year at the end of this month. |
| The D.A. of the Year Award |