| "I REPORT, YOU DECIDE" |
The Homer Report
9/28/08
| Famous Person Quote - Paul Newman - "If you don't have enemies, you don't have character." |
Uncle Bobby steps
out of his element
Uncle Bobby went to bat (for himself) for winter training.
First mistake - He tried to deal on "Top of the Table". He
is so used to dealing with issues like this "Under the
Table" that he was completely out of his element. In
short, he was as lost as OJ is without Johnny Cochran.
Second - He was dealing with "the Godfather". He is so
used to dealing with one of their top officers.
I will commend him for his valiant effort, but I have my
reservations on offering any help in this matter. This is
not "THE CORNBREAD MAFIA."
My advice -
My suggestion -
out of his element
Uncle Bobby went to bat (for himself) for winter training.
First mistake - He tried to deal on "Top of the Table". He
is so used to dealing with issues like this "Under the
Table" that he was completely out of his element. In
short, he was as lost as OJ is without Johnny Cochran.
Second - He was dealing with "the Godfather". He is so
used to dealing with one of their top officers.
I will commend him for his valiant effort, but I have my
reservations on offering any help in this matter. This is
not "THE CORNBREAD MAFIA."
My advice -
- Be careful Uncle Bobby, you know the old
saying,
"IT AIN'T OVER TILL IT'S OVER".
My suggestion -
- DON'T GIVE UP!!!!!
| The President on the Stockmarket For all you folks that have lots of money invested in the STOCK MARKET, we watched George Bush, on TV, give a special report or something like that. Here is what the President had to say: "As you know, Wallstreet isn't doing so well. We don't have a plan. So for now, for all the people that have lots of money invested in the Stockmarket, I want you to know that............. Click here to read the rest of Bush's statement |
Boy Wonder has a Bad Day
Last night, Boy Wonder had a date. They had dinner at a nice restaurant. After dinner, Boy Wonder had an
idea. He thought it would be really KOOL to take his date through the car wash. He figure that would give
them some alone time.
As he pulled up to put the money in, he notice a bloating in his stomach. He thought he just had a little gas
coming on, and he felt like he could control that for a while.
So the light says "Drive Forward". So he does. As he gets into the car wash, the bloating feeling is getting
worse. (this is a 5 minute carwash).
He quickly realizes he doesn't have gas...........he has to $H!T........and he can't hold it. "OMG!!", he
thought to himself. He begins to sweat and rub his head vigorously. His date ask, "Is everything alright.".
With a strenuous look on his face, he nods his head yes.
Then, with 2 minutes left in the carwash, the moment of silence came. Boy Wonder had a Bowel
Movement in the carwash with his date next to him. Just in case you wanted to know, it was a 15 minute
drive to her car.
If you thought you had a bad day, think about Boy Wonder.
Editor's Note: KyHarnessRacing.com would like to give a special thanks to Brian
Loney for the information he provided. Thanks Brian.
Last night, Boy Wonder had a date. They had dinner at a nice restaurant. After dinner, Boy Wonder had an
idea. He thought it would be really KOOL to take his date through the car wash. He figure that would give
them some alone time.
As he pulled up to put the money in, he notice a bloating in his stomach. He thought he just had a little gas
coming on, and he felt like he could control that for a while.
So the light says "Drive Forward". So he does. As he gets into the car wash, the bloating feeling is getting
worse. (this is a 5 minute carwash).
He quickly realizes he doesn't have gas...........he has to $H!T........and he can't hold it. "OMG!!", he
thought to himself. He begins to sweat and rub his head vigorously. His date ask, "Is everything alright.".
With a strenuous look on his face, he nods his head yes.
Then, with 2 minutes left in the carwash, the moment of silence came. Boy Wonder had a Bowel
Movement in the carwash with his date next to him. Just in case you wanted to know, it was a 15 minute
drive to her car.
If you thought you had a bad day, think about Boy Wonder.
Editor's Note: KyHarnessRacing.com would like to give a special thanks to Brian
Loney for the information he provided. Thanks Brian.
| From NO FORKS, To FINGER FOODS In our last report, the question was asked, "How to eat pork without a fork?" By the way, the cajun man's pork is some of the best you'll eat. Now, hot of the press, we have an answer. Someone must be reading our reports. Because, in the most recent gathering, the choice of food required NO FORK. It was all FINGER FOODS. Good choice Mr. Cajun Man. With so many important people around, good choice. |
Harry's Food for Thought
We recently found out why this years judges
are SO LOST.
In years past, the Gurfein stable would
always take the judges food. "HOT OF THE
GRILL". Harry made darn sure of that. But
that hasn't happened this year. Wonder why.
Harry, in years past, has even made
sure the judges had some of them
"EYE-SEEING GLASSES".
But this year, NO FOOD and NO GLASSES,
neither have been given to the judges.
We already knew they couldn't see, but now
it makes more sense as why their bad choice
of attitudes. Not only can they not see,
they've been hungry, too. So we've had
hungry judges that can't see. WOW!!!
I'll get'em the eye-glasses,
Harry, you take 'em the food.
We recently found out why this years judges
are SO LOST.
In years past, the Gurfein stable would
always take the judges food. "HOT OF THE
GRILL". Harry made darn sure of that. But
that hasn't happened this year. Wonder why.
Harry, in years past, has even made
sure the judges had some of them
"EYE-SEEING GLASSES".
But this year, NO FOOD and NO GLASSES,
neither have been given to the judges.
We already knew they couldn't see, but now
it makes more sense as why their bad choice
of attitudes. Not only can they not see,
they've been hungry, too. So we've had
hungry judges that can't see. WOW!!!
I'll get'em the eye-glasses,
Harry, you take 'em the food.