Starter was Officially
Unwarranted and Unlicensed
Bill Napier:
"I only started a couple races that night."

Hey Bill........
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 5 YEARS !!!!
Who's line is it anyway?

"When you look at the
problem from every angle,
and take a
look at the look
of
things, you're going to
like the way you look."

It's not UNCLE BOBBY!!
"CONSUMED by DISAPPOINTMENT."

Sorry folks, we expected more from the KHHA
too. But, it's business as usual...Sweep It UNDER
the RUG...blame the writer, for educating people
on the brain power of their LEADERS...
The License office was OPEN....It's been
open
all year. For an OFFICIAL to choose
not to get a LICENSE is considered to be:

    So DUMB even a
               CAVEMAN
        would've
           got one.
A Friendly Reminder
YOU
CAN'T
FIX
STUPID.
President Uncle Bobby's
"State of the Union"

Good evening my fellow Americans. I'd like
to....
UHH....take this...UMM....time
to...
UHH...inform...UMM...you that my...UHH...I
mean our...
UMM...own Weatherman...UHH...has
been wrongfully accused of...
UMM...violating...
...
UHH...The Code of Conduct...UMM...
And I shall stand behind my Weatherman.
SMILE for the PAPARAZZI

You can help me get that perfect picture of you
smiling. Of which I can sell to the highest bidder.
OR
You can ignore me, and then I GET a PRICELESS
picture of you taking a
POO-POO! behind a tree!
What's it gonna be?
THE HOMER REPORT
"IIIIIII'M
WATCHING
YOU"
9/30/07
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