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THE HOMER REPORT
| "IIIIIII'M WATCHING YOU" |
8/23/07
Go Go Ronnie Go.....Go.... Ronnie......be goood.
Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.
George:
"Hello, George speaking."
Ronnie:
"George, How you doin.....this is Ronnie "Ben Hur". I got
a big problem down here at The Mile."
George:
"What is it Ronnie?"
Ronnie:
"We need water.....We need water..really bad.
George:
"You need water? Where? In the paddock? Just tell Billy to
get some. I got the MONEY. Lots and Lots of MONEY to
get some water."
Ronnie:
"No No No! George! We need water on the track. I need to
train a horse. And I want water on the track.
George:
"Ronnie...It's......do you realize it's 3pm!!"
Ronnie:
"Yes Sir. But I want water on the track to train."
George:
"Ok Ronnie, Let me give Joe a call. And you will be
able to train. Check in later."
Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.
Joe:
"Hello, Joe speaking."
George:
"Hello Joe...this is George. How are things in Lexington."
Joe:
"Wonderful SIR...Just wonderful."
George:
"I need you to do something. Are they watering the track
down there?"
Joe:
"I don't know. WE DON'T MUCH MONEY SIR. I don't know."
George:
"I need you to tell the trackman to water the track
immediately. Ronnie needs water on the track to train one."
Joe:
"Yes sir...Yes sir..right on sir, Yes George...I get right on
it."
George:
"I'll check with you later."
Joe:
"Bye"
Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.
Trackman Baker:
"Hello, Baker here."
Joe:
"Baker....How's your day goin."
Trackman Baker:
"Hot...It's a hot day."
Joe:
"George just called and said that Ronnie Ben Hur wants
you to water the track. You need to put water on it for
Ronnie."
Trackman Baker:
"Joe..It's 3pm. We stop watering the track at 1pm to save
The Mile money. You said ya'll don't have any money."
Joe:
"But this is Ronnie "Ben Hur"!!!!" He will be mad if we don't.
Trackman Baker:
"Joe, I am not gonna play FAVORTISM. Would you want me
to put water on the track at 3pm for Troy Penrod."
Joe:
"TROY who!!!"
Trackman Baker:
"Exactly. Like I said...I'm not playing FAVORITES here.
There will be water on the track at 5pm."
Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.
George:
"Hello, George speaking."
Ronnie:
"George, How you doin.....this is Ronnie "Ben Hur". I got
a big problem down here at The Mile."
George:
"What is it Ronnie?"
Ronnie:
"We need water.....We need water..really bad.
George:
"You need water? Where? In the paddock? Just tell Billy to
get some. I got the MONEY. Lots and Lots of MONEY to
get some water."
Ronnie:
"No No No! George! We need water on the track. I need to
train a horse. And I want water on the track.
George:
"Ronnie...It's......do you realize it's 3pm!!"
Ronnie:
"Yes Sir. But I want water on the track to train."
George:
"Ok Ronnie, Let me give Joe a call. And you will be
able to train. Check in later."
- Cli..Click..the sound of the HANG UP
Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.
Joe:
"Hello, Joe speaking."
George:
"Hello Joe...this is George. How are things in Lexington."
Joe:
"Wonderful SIR...Just wonderful."
George:
"I need you to do something. Are they watering the track
down there?"
Joe:
"I don't know. WE DON'T MUCH MONEY SIR. I don't know."
George:
"I need you to tell the trackman to water the track
immediately. Ronnie needs water on the track to train one."
Joe:
"Yes sir...Yes sir..right on sir, Yes George...I get right on
it."
George:
"I'll check with you later."
Joe:
"Bye"
- Cli..Click..the sound of the HANG UP
Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.....Ring-a-ling.
Trackman Baker:
"Hello, Baker here."
Joe:
"Baker....How's your day goin."
Trackman Baker:
"Hot...It's a hot day."
Joe:
"George just called and said that Ronnie Ben Hur wants
you to water the track. You need to put water on it for
Ronnie."
Trackman Baker:
"Joe..It's 3pm. We stop watering the track at 1pm to save
The Mile money. You said ya'll don't have any money."
Joe:
"But this is Ronnie "Ben Hur"!!!!" He will be mad if we don't.
Trackman Baker:
"Joe, I am not gonna play FAVORTISM. Would you want me
to put water on the track at 3pm for Troy Penrod."
Joe:
"TROY who!!!"
Trackman Baker:
"Exactly. Like I said...I'm not playing FAVORITES here.
There will be water on the track at 5pm."
- Cli...Click the sound of the HANG UP
- Now we don't know any other part of that
conversation, but in short, Ronnie did not train his
horse till after 5pm.
- Also, it's about time that someone at THE MILE can
have some CONSISTENCY with the rules or
judgement. You have to RESPECT the Trackman for
this call.
- Hey if someone is going to give George a call about
something, how about a couple of fans in the
paddock for races 3,6,9,12.....or get rid of the sand
on the ramp to the track (that is 10 inches deep) and
replace it with some rock. Ronnie could you make
that call? Would you, please?
- "Uncle Bobby", "Edgar the Weatherman", "Davis Am I
in charge", and "Mack".........you guys call yourselves
leaders. Leaders lead by making the right decisions.
You all need more practice in that field. And YES...you
ALWAYS know when you are making the right
decision/call or not. The next time you need to make
a decision and don't have the GUTS to do the right
thing....I say to you so called leaders...go to "THE
TRACKMAN" Baker...He isn't SCARED to make the
RIGHT decision.
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