| "I REPORT, YOU DECIDE" |
The Homer Report
9/25/08
Horse Trainer to Judge
Everyone has been told this by Batman and
Boy Wonder, and we will quote them:
Batman
Boy Wonder
Boy Wonder
Boy Wonder
is this:
“You tried your best and failed
miserably. The lesson is:
never try again.”
Everyone has been told this by Batman and
Boy Wonder, and we will quote them:
Batman
- "I used to train horses"
Boy Wonder
- "I used to train horses"
Boy Wonder
- "I used to train horses"
Boy Wonder
- "I used to train horses"
is this:
“You tried your best and failed
miserably. The lesson is:
never try again.”
"Under The Table"
The word on the backstretch is that there WILL NOT be
Winter Training at the Red Mile this year. We've been told
by many.
There is no need to worry. Uncle Bobby and his faithful side
kick Edgar are tuning up for the task. They will work hard
and diligently at the negotiating table. Everything will be
worked out to Uncle Bobby's satisfaction........
"I WILL GET WINTER TRAINING……..BUT……….next year’s
purse account might be a little light....we might have fewer
racing dates" /
"Palms Up" Perrelli’s salary might be cut……...Kevin
Thomas internet usage could be less……
But don’t worry, Uncle Bobby tell you about it.
GO UNCLE BOBBY GO!!!
Note: "Under The Table" will be the newest segment on
KyHarnessRacing.com. Stay tuned, It will be coming soon.
The word on the backstretch is that there WILL NOT be
Winter Training at the Red Mile this year. We've been told
by many.
There is no need to worry. Uncle Bobby and his faithful side
kick Edgar are tuning up for the task. They will work hard
and diligently at the negotiating table. Everything will be
worked out to Uncle Bobby's satisfaction........
"I WILL GET WINTER TRAINING……..BUT……….next year’s
purse account might be a little light....we might have fewer
racing dates" /
"Palms Up" Perrelli’s salary might be cut……...Kevin
Thomas internet usage could be less……
But don’t worry, Uncle Bobby tell you about it.
GO UNCLE BOBBY GO!!!
Note: "Under The Table" will be the newest segment on
KyHarnessRacing.com. Stay tuned, It will be coming soon.
| Drug Raid at The Red Mile Alien Pod raided at the Red Mile. What was thought to be a trailer full of drugs, turned out to be a secret hiding place. A secret place where Don Kolutas (Inspector Klipso) was stashing his WHOPPERS and PORK RINDS. Note: Ron Pierce's Safety Vest was found in the raid. |
| Quote of the Week - Ronnie "the Guru" Gurfein - "You Show Me A Good Golfer, and I'll Show You A Lousy Trainer" |
I-C-Y-U-N-V-ME
So you say John C. envy's what you've done at your premier track. Are you serious?
You've got to be kidding. You are kidding, right?
Ok------maybe you're right.
Here are the reasons why he may envy you;
All joking aside, John C. envy you........... "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME"
I just can't help myself.......I'm LMFAO !!!!!
So you say John C. envy's what you've done at your premier track. Are you serious?
You've got to be kidding. You are kidding, right?
Ok------maybe you're right.
Here are the reasons why he may envy you;
- For ignoring the problem with the "Timer" for over a month, and did nothing till it
slapped you upside your head. (Of course....it was all blown out of proportion)
- For your ability to sell beer for $4, when the price is $2 everywhere else. (That in itself
is a specialty. That's like selling gas for $10 a gallon when every other station in town is selling it for
$5. Yes, he envy's you for that.)
- For not being able to sell ex Kentuckiana boss Vodka and soda, because there
wasn't any Vodka. Might I add, on opening day of Grand Circuit.. (And of course, that
was Tom's fault. He should've known to bring his own. There's a liquor store on Broadway)
- For giving the overnight horses and horsemen a place to race..
- (Oh wait....they're not really human. More of a nuisance)
- Of the money generated from the ADW accounts? Could you be so kind as to make
those figures public? (And if you did would Uncle Bobby get his winter training?)
All joking aside, John C. envy you........... "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME"
I just can't help myself.......I'm LMFAO !!!!!
How to eat PORK
without a FORK?
How do you do it? Run out of forks, at the Ky Hall
of Fame dinner. There was a question floating
around. "How do you do it", one lady asked, "How
do you eat pork without a fork?" I don't know the
answer, with your hands, I don't know. Lets refer
that question to Matt and the KHHA. Houston calling
Matt. This is Houston...Are out there man? Letusno.
They forget a few simple, yet very important, things
for this Hall of Fame dinner.
clue, or see anything wrong, till they read it on
here. It's called "Living in the Twilight Zone".
without a FORK?
How do you do it? Run out of forks, at the Ky Hall
of Fame dinner. There was a question floating
around. "How do you do it", one lady asked, "How
do you eat pork without a fork?" I don't know the
answer, with your hands, I don't know. Lets refer
that question to Matt and the KHHA. Houston calling
Matt. This is Houston...Are out there man? Letusno.
They forget a few simple, yet very important, things
for this Hall of Fame dinner.
- Why were there people standing. Lets see,
the Red Mile judges, members of KHRC,
Greg Schuler from the Horseman, Kitty
Sautter and many more that were all left
without a seat and some without a fork. How
do you keep that from happening. I have
one idea the.....MORE TABLES (and Chairs).
MORE FORKS (walmart).
clue, or see anything wrong, till they read it on
here. It's called "Living in the Twilight Zone".