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??Inquiring minds would like to know??

Why is Bill Napier so persistent for racing

at THUNDER

RIDGE

NOT to begin till after July 1st in 2008?

Sat.

0-Races

Sun.

15-Races

Mon.

18-Races

0 to 33

races

in two days.

omeone please explain it?

What % of races this meet were already canned? 71

Did Bill inherit a car recently?

Is Tyler Shehan moving to Africa?

Are our leaders playing "Ring around the Rosie

Where is Jeff Bumpus when you

EED

     ** $1,000 REWARD **

"NOBODY" was in town last Wednesday and Thursday.
"NOBODY" Cancelled the Races for Saturday at The Red Mile.
"NOBODY" NEW THEY WERE GOING TO CANCEL.

That is why it was "NOBODY's" job to advertise Saturday racing.

"NOBODY" made a bad decision not to advertise Saturday racing.
"NOBODY" knew how to PROMOTE IT.
"NOBODY" took responsibility for the cancellation.
"NOBODY" has been spotted at THE RED MILE and the KHHA.
"NOBODY" has been working more jobs than Kevin Mack lately.
"NOBODY" told Napier he needed to get a LICENSE.
"NOBODY" told Uncle Bobby to wear a SAFETY VEST.

After it was all said and done, everyone blamed "NOBODY".

"NOBODY"

is wanted for multiple acts. He has been known to impersonate OFFICIALS,

PRESIDENTS, GENERAL MANAGERS, EXECUTIVE

SECRETARYS

AND RACE SECRETARYS

....

case you didn't

know,

ALL these people love to use

"NOBODY

when things are NOT popular.

Also,

just i

n case you didn't know

......

"NOBOBY"

is real and

very much ALIVE.

The last sighting of

"NOBODY"

was in LEXINGTON KENTUCKY.

It is reported he has been over at

The Red Mile.

as not yet

determined if he had just left the KHHA

or was headed in that direction.

After further investigation, we have found that

"NOBODY"

IS NOT

on anyone's payroll. It seems

he just shows up when needed

(when things aren't so

ROSEY

)

. He is homeless and doesn't own

a vehicle. So maybe he won't

get far. Let's just hope he doesn't make it to the Racing Authority

If you see

"NOBODY"

do not ap

roach. Immediately contact

the leader of

"The Cornbread

Mafia".

NOBODY"

their

go to guy when things go wrong. T

hey

now him better than anyone,

especially the

leader.

Quotes of The RICH and FAMOUS

"I DID...NOT... have sexual relations with that woman."
- Bill Clinton
Former President of the United States

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what
I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is
right."
- George W. Bush
President of the United States

"I HAVE...NEVER..NE-VER!!!!.taken money Under the
Table for stalls. However, I do take TIPS."
- Billy "Palms Up" Perrelli
Stall man at The Red Mile

---WANTED---
Dead or Alive
"NOBODY"