| "IIIIIII'M WATCHING YOU" |
The Homer Report
9/23/08
| A simple message for Boy Wonder: Brian Loney says, "HELLO". Thats not all.... he also has this to say, "you can take that $100 and SHOVE IT where the sun doesn't shine." Little Garrett says, "Chew on that a little while...son." |
Brian Loney says NO! to The Green Monkey
Since Uncle Bobby (The Green Monkey of
harness racing) finally won a race last
week, after going winless for two years,
he got so excited that he decided to seek
employment at the Brian Loney stable.
An informant revealed to us what she saw
with her own two eyes.
She saw Edgar the Weathernan pull up to
the Brian Loney barn in his most recent
purchase, a 1973 bright yellow Voltswagon.
From the passenger side, Uncle Bobby
stepped out of the car, and approached
Mr. Loney.
We decided to give Brian Loney a visit.
Here is what Loney had to say: "We do
need a good stall cleaner, but 1 win in 2
years...that really doesn't turn a profit in
my operation. I'm not that good at
blowing smoke up my owners ass. I need
to win 5 or 6 a night. Sorry, but I can't use
a Green Monkey in business of operation.
| POCAHONTAS vs PURPLE PRINCESS |
These two women can face each other in a
two horse race off for charity. Make it happen!
Where: Lexington, Ky at The Red Mile
When: During the Grand CIrcuit
Time: To Be Announced
Charity: To Be Announced
Purse: 100% to be donated to charity
SPONSORS NEEDED (GC drivers...dig in your pockets)
Contact: Kristin Shetler
two horse race off for charity. Make it happen!
Where: Lexington, Ky at The Red Mile
When: During the Grand CIrcuit
Time: To Be Announced
Charity: To Be Announced
Purse: 100% to be donated to charity
SPONSORS NEEDED (GC drivers...dig in your pockets)
Contact: Kristin Shetler
Judges
Experience vs Inexperience
(Intelligent) (Ignorant)
Experienced - Speak from their mouth.
Inexperienced - Talk out of their ass.
Experienced - Know when they are right.
Inexperienced - Know it all & are never wrong.
Experienced - Know accuracy is absolutely
crucial for the Betting Public.
Inexperienced - Don't have the slightest clue
at when they are wrong.
Experienced - Like for things to be right.
Inexperienced - Would rather tell themselves
they're right NO MATTER WHAT.
Experience vs Inexperience
(Intelligent) (Ignorant)
Experienced - Speak from their mouth.
Inexperienced - Talk out of their ass.
Experienced - Know when they are right.
Inexperienced - Know it all & are never wrong.
Experienced - Know accuracy is absolutely
crucial for the Betting Public.
Inexperienced - Don't have the slightest clue
at when they are wrong.
Experienced - Like for things to be right.
Inexperienced - Would rather tell themselves
they're right NO MATTER WHAT.