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8/25/08
           How Do-ya Do-it

Recently, I was approached with a question. They asked, "How do you do it?" I said, "Do
what?" They said, "Write the things you write about. How do you do that? It doesn't bother
you?"I said, "Yes, it does. And, I would love some answers."

         The Top 20 How Do-ya Do-it Questions

    How do you hook a horse trailer that requires a 2 and 5/16ths inch ball to a  truck with a
    2 inch ball, and expect to stay hitched? How do-ya do-it?

    How do you talk about someone so bad, then look'em in the eye and put'em down to
    drive your horse? How do-ya do-it?

    How can you be married to a vet and still unable to win a race? How do-ya do-it?

    How do you have a pig roast and not invite the track crew? How do-ya do-it?

    How do you walk out in front of Harry Baker's van? How do-ya do-it?

    How do you create new rules, when you won't enforce the ones already on the books?
    How do-ya do-it?

    How do you invent a new whip rule when all you have to do is enforce one on the books?
    How do-ya do-it?

    How do you let an Official work five years without a license and not seek arrearages?
    How do-ya do-it?

    How do you roll over and ignore the $23 million annually in Advance Deposit Wagers so
    that 0% gets to the horseman's purse account? How do-ya do-it?

    How do you keep saying you have NOTHING to do with the fairs?
    Honestly, how do-ya do-it Edgar the Weatherman?

    How do you talk on the radio about what needs to be done? How do-ya do-it?

    How do you as a board member say to a horseman, "It's none of your F-ING business".
    How do-ya do-it?

    How do continue to stay seated on the board, and yet you never seem to know anything
    about what's going on with the purse account or racing? How do-ya do-it?

    How do you argue with the safety vest rule? How do-ya do-it?

    How do you get fined TWICE in the same night for not wearing a safety vest? How do-ya
    do-it?

    How do you tell the judge, "I didn't know" I had to have one? How do-ya do-it?

    How do you remain silent about the Advance Deposits Wagering (over $23 million in
    2006). How do-ya do-it, I MEAN, HOW DO-YA DO-IT?

    How do you still say the new fair rule was good for the program? How do-ya do-it KHHA
    Board Members? Ooops!!!! Sorry guys-my bad, I forgot that you don't have anything to
    do with the fairs.

    How do you as Board Members (Representing the horsemen) sign off on the
    Thoroughbred Simulcasting rights, and then blame the "then President" of The Red Mile
    (who represented the Red Mile) for selling the rights. How do-ya do-it?

    How do you guys sleep at night? How do-ya do-it?

    How do you religiously read this website and yet tell people "I don't read that stuff",
    when clearly you do? Especially you board members, How do-ya do-it?


We would like to send a Special Thanks out to the following for their help in making this
Homer Report: Uncle Bobby, Edgar the Weatherman, Board Members, Kentucky Horse Racing
Commission, Charlie Lofton, Puppet Master, Jer-Rail, Jackie Sutton, Mr. Cajun Man, Mr Elliott, The
Fence Master and Hanners.

    Now, that's some funny stuff rite there.  I don't care how stupid you are, that's funny.

We expect to have answers to all questions within two weeks. So, send us your answers everyone. Use your
city as your identity or name.  Just let us know which question or questions you're answering.
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