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The Homer Report
1/25/08
UNCLE BOBBY -- the GREEN MONKEY
in Harness Racing
Ronnie "Ben Hur" gave us his statement:
Homer's question:
We do expect a comment or two from this report. But
what we would rather know is:
UPDATED: 1/26/08
INVESTMENT TIP of THE MONTH:
in Harness Racing
Ronnie "Ben Hur" gave us his statement:
- "Uncle Bobby has said that Valley Victory was my
claim to fame and that I haven't had a good colt
since he stopped producing.
But Uncle Bobby, how can you say that, when you
haven't had a colt make qualifiers since you lost the
training dooties of the greatest broodmare product
line of all time."
Homer's question:
- Does this make UNCLE BOBBY -
(A) The greatest trotting horse trainer of all time?
- (B) The GREEN MONKEY of Harness Racing?
We do expect a comment or two from this report. But
what we would rather know is:
- Who UNCLE BOBBY is taking in the Super Bowl.
(A) The Patriots
- (B) The Giants
UPDATED: 1/26/08
INVESTMENT TIP of THE MONTH:
- If you could buy the GREEN MONKEY of harness
racing for what he is worth, and then resell the
GREEN MONKEY of harness racing for what he
thinks he is worth. The GREEN MONKEY would be the
investment of a lifetime.