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12/25/07
    "NO PROBLEM"

Edgar The Weatherman says:

    "Getting slots and getting the horsemen their cut
    is "NO PROBLEM" because I have it covered."

    "I am good friends with the governor and in my
    conversations with the newly elected, I've
    become even closer. "NO PROBLEM" The
    $250 I contributed during the campaign will go
    along ways for me. And hey I might get to eat
    free at. Logan's."

    "No Problem.  I have had 3 meetings with the
    governor. AND! The most clever part is, I split
    the $250 between the 3 meetings. That was
    good."

    It's not really a problem that I donated $250 to
    Lunsford in April. Heck, Uncle Bobby donated
    $1000 to Lunsford in April. No Problem though,
    Uncle Bobby made up for that by donating $250
    in August to the new governor.

    "No Problem,--Just trust Bill, Uncle Bobby does.
    We have come such along way since 1987,
    when I first became President of the Association
    before being appointed executive secretary in
    1991. I've even been heard saying,
     "We've come along way baby".
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

    Bring our TROOPS home from IRAN.

    Napier takes credit for something he didn't do.
    He got the extra $40,000. He will print this in a
    newsletter. HIs propaganda at it's best.

    Another Newsletter with mis-leading information.

    "The Gambler" tells KyHarnessracing.com that,
    he "CAN" sue them for PRINTING the truth.

    Mack is appointed Head Teller a The Red Mile.

    Uncle Bobby finds his head. Guess where?

    Nate will pretend to be Dr. Overstreet's friend.

    "We're not all crooks" - source: The Cornbread
    Mafia's newsletter.
I LOVE STUPID
PEOPLE
- They never learn -
Elvis "the gorilla"
Edgar the Weatherman     Uncle Bobby
Which end
did you say
that come
from?