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10/10/08
EDITOR'S NOTE

KyHarnessRacing.com
would like to send out a

"SPECIAL THANKS"
to
SHANE PULL IAM

for sharing your info with us.
All you need to know is

EPO

RICKY BOBBY recently gave a
statement after he was asked about
the recent EPO positives.

--Ricky Bobby--

"In race cars,
If you ain't racing,
you ain't winning."

"In horseracing,
If you ain't using EPO,
you ain't winning"
Only
A Clown
running a Circus

would make such a statement

Which statement below would a clown use?

A. "They would rather not be in the horse business than    
have horses like that."                                           

-OR-

B.  "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove      
anything that's even remotely true!"                 
        
MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
SOMEBODY STOP'EM - THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL

Two khha KAMIKAZE PILOTS are reported to be
looming around The Red Mile.

For years they've SOLD OUT the horsemen for WINTER
TRAINING.

Are they now on a SUICIDE MISSION to save WINTER
TRAINING or else?

Or else, blow up ANY and ALL relations with the track.

I think we need these two KAMIKAZE's. But not for
negotiating winter training.

IT IS possible for the horsemen to get these
KAMIKAZE's to REPRESENT them in fighting for the
......................HORSEMEN'S SHARE of.......................
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