| (Remember...DA does NOT stand for District Attorney) |
The top 10 reasons you might be a "DA Driver of the Week"
10. If you're 60-1, on the front and choose not to follow a favorite by hanging him, you might be a DA Driver.
9. If you repeat number 10 on the same night, you might be the 1-5 favorite for DA Driver.
8. If you're following the 2 favorites and pop the 3 hole at the half (at 30-1), you might be a DA Driver.
7. If you don't know the power of a 2-hole trip, you might be a DA Driver.
6. If you're 10-1 and let a 7-5 go, then you retake, and you stop like an 8-day clock, you might be a DA Driver.
5. If you can't spell bob backwards, you might be a DA Driver.
4. If you're driving a 99-1 crow and think you'll make the front if you leave, you might be a DA Driver.
3. If your mentality won't allow you to take the 2-hole trip behind a favorite, you might be a DA Driver.
2. If you don't have clue that you're 70-1 and the horse you're parking is 4-5, you might be a DA Driver.
**** And the #1 reason you might be a DA Driver ****
1. If you're an inbred hillbilly that can't read a program OR the tote board, you might be a DA Driver.
Important Note: If you feel like one of the above reasons is referring to you, then yes, you're probably a DA Driver
10. If you're 60-1, on the front and choose not to follow a favorite by hanging him, you might be a DA Driver.
9. If you repeat number 10 on the same night, you might be the 1-5 favorite for DA Driver.
8. If you're following the 2 favorites and pop the 3 hole at the half (at 30-1), you might be a DA Driver.
7. If you don't know the power of a 2-hole trip, you might be a DA Driver.
6. If you're 10-1 and let a 7-5 go, then you retake, and you stop like an 8-day clock, you might be a DA Driver.
5. If you can't spell bob backwards, you might be a DA Driver.
4. If you're driving a 99-1 crow and think you'll make the front if you leave, you might be a DA Driver.
3. If your mentality won't allow you to take the 2-hole trip behind a favorite, you might be a DA Driver.
2. If you don't have clue that you're 70-1 and the horse you're parking is 4-5, you might be a DA Driver.
**** And the #1 reason you might be a DA Driver ****
1. If you're an inbred hillbilly that can't read a program OR the tote board, you might be a DA Driver.
Important Note: If you feel like one of the above reasons is referring to you, then yes, you're probably a DA Driver
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