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2/8/09

Announcement of the winner for the 2008
DA of the Year Award

The votes for the 2008 DA of the Year award have been counted and re-counted. Edgar

the Weatherman

was

not nominated for the 2008 award

, so

e felt obligated to

let him make the announcement

for this

prestigious

and most honorable award

Remember folks, DA does not stand for District Attorney.

Edgar the Weatherman speaks -

"As you all know, I was not in the running this year for DA of the Year.

As disappointed as that made

me, I felt good about the fact that I was able to

fly

under the

radar as

as concentrating

on my

newest position

that

I have never had anything to do

with.......

I mean never.............

.................

can you say "president".......can you say "county fairs"

.....association?

We'll talk more about me later, but let me say this.....it does pay off to be in their back pocket

NOW FOR THE "DA of the YEAR".

After the final count for the "DA" was made, it

was been

determined a

dead-heat between.....

BOY WONDER

and

UNCLE BOBBY

Once again, Uncle Bobby has to share the spotlight for the DA award. Both winners were

very

excited as

were able to catch up with them to get a few comments in their own

words ---

here they are:

Boy Wonder

(in his own words

- so fast and excited

)

Holy bill of rights!

Holy haberdashery!

Holy atomic pile!

Holy priceless collection of

Etruscan

snoods! The way

get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as

though someone

was dreaming up these situations; guiding

destiny. The opposite of

a girl is a boy!

WOW!!!! I don't know what to think. WOW!!! Batman will be so proud of me with this

great

accomplishment. It's an honor to receive an award of this stature. I would like to

take this time

to thank my fellow c

podras: a special thanks to my friend Johnny down in

South Florida

(Pompano)

. I can't go without mentioning my good friend

Brian Loney, let's

just say

we've had

our moments....like the time I lock

him out of the race office at "The

Ridge".

And

could

somebody

please

say hello to Billy O for me.....fining

him

was the

highlight of my career as a

judge

I got my rocks off

everytime

)

. And who would ever think that I would have the balls

hang the phone up on

Ronnie "the Guru" Gurfein.....he didn't bring me any food from

the grill

but

you can bet that

he respects

me now.

The last thing I would like to say to my fellow

asso

ciates......a word of

isdom

if you will

....

always-

ALWAYS take a BOW movement before going

through a

n automatic

drive-thru car

wash

....especially with a date

Uncle Bobby

(

as Edgar gives him a pat on the back)

Thank you Edgar the Weatherman. To the members of the association.....

I am

The

President of

the Association.

As most of you know I've worked very hard and diligently for this year's DA

Award. If you're wondering how I came to be so famous as to be honored with this award......

here are some of the logistics of it all:

Early in 2008 the Watchdog committee uncovered all the nice sincere thoughts and things I had

to say,

(on horseplop)

, about all those fine people that I respect. The icing on the cake was, I

did this while

holding

the position as President of the association.

Also, for years

've

sold out the horsemen

(for winter training)

, as I represented them on their

behalf,

hile they didn't

get

and still don't get

any percentage

of the money bet on

Telephone

Account Wagering

(not a single penny)

In 08' I sold out

WINTER TRAINING

for a personal

vendetta with a mafia man's son from up east. If you really want to know the truth, I really

didn't see it coming.

In short, i

t's an honor to be recognized as the D.A. of the Year. I've always known that I was

the biggest D.A. in Kentucky, but

until this year I don't

people really

knew how much of a DA

I really am

. Now they all know. This website is great. They get the facts straight. It feels great

to be

THE DA

for the second year in a row.

Finally, I get to be recognized for something I truly deserve. I look forward to working even

harder next year. Everyone needs a good D.A. And its great to

hare the spotlight with

Wonder

the 08'

D.A. of the Year.

Thanks everybody. And yes, my head is still up my ass.