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"IIIIIII'M
WATCHING
YOU"
Home Page
Last week's Report
The Homer Report
           2007 D.A. of the Year

Well folks YOU SPOKE loud and clear, and WE
LISTENED
. The nominees for The 2007 DA of the Year
award are all in.

The first year for the Award, we have a tie.
    The  2007 D.A. OF THE YEAR goes to:

    Edgar The Weatherman
              and
               Uncle Bobby

    These two fought hard all year for this honorable
    award. And for their hard work and dedication to this
    website, we are going to give Edgar The Weatherman
    and Uncle Bobby a lifetime subscription of
    SUPERSTAR D.A. STATUS on the Homer Report.

Here are a few words from Uncle Bobby and Edgar The
Weatherman:

    Edgar The Weatherman
    It's an honor to be recognized as the D.A. of
    the Year. I've always known that I was the
    biggest D.A. in Kentucky, but some people
    really didn't know that. Now they all know. This
    website is great. They get the facts straight. It
    feels great to be a D.A. Finally, I get to be
    recognized for something I truly deserve. I look
    forward to working even harder next year.
    Everyone needs a good D.A. And its great to
    have Uncle Bobby next to me as D.A. of the
    Year.

    Uncle Bobby
    Like Edgar, I too am honored to be recognized
    as D.A. of the Year. I'm a simple guy and I
    usually have my head up my @$$. But, I'm the
    greatest D.A. I've work hard for this website
    and it's paid off. Everyone benefited and I have
    D.A. of the Year to hang on my wall. I want to
    change the By-laws to secure my position as
    D.A. for 2008.

    Throughout the year they have proven over and over
    and over that they are the biggest D.A.'s we have in
    Kentucky. For anyone that wants to hang this award
    on your wall email us your address at:
    admin@kyharnessracing.com

We can't go without mentioning that The Gambler was a
very close third in the D.A. race. The Gambler begged to
be the D.A. of the Year, and he probably deserved to be
right up there. But, you spoke loud and clear and we
listened.
1/8/08