| "Homer Award" February '07 "Ice Duck Hunting" |
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- These days it is imperative that we have certain
things with us when we venture outside of our
homes. We need identification, so we take our
driver's license. We need to lock the house and open
the car, so we take our keys. And we absolutely
must be able to receive calls at awkward times, so we
take our cell phones.
Thus equipped, many people feel that they are
prepared for any situation that might arise. But it's a
false sense of confidence. Lurking out there are
problems that ID card, keys, and phones can't
possibly overcome. So plenty of them are fooling
themselves. Don't be one of them!
Make sure you're fully prepared by carrying a small
Swiss Army Knife on your key chain. Then you will be
ready for any problem you encounter. Loose thread?
Snip it. Rough fingernail? File it. Spinach in the teeth?
Pick it. You'll be amazed at how often you'll use it.
And you'll wonder how ever you got along without it.
- Hello friends. I just thought of some information I
have been withholding from you. And, when I had
that thought, I felt bad. So I immediately got out my
pen. And now, I'm bringing it to you.
- You see, we live in a world that requires you to be
just a little sharper than the other feller.
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| "If you're gonna sell Betty, what Betty buys, then you have to see it through Betty's eyes" |
THE HOMER REPORT
| "IIIIIII'M WATCHING YOU" |
2007
| Be Prepared |