We don't know
what the status is
with the Kevin Mack
"saga" in Indiana.


We do know....that
Rick Moore has
RESIGNED as
Hoosier Park Racing
& Casino's general
manager of racing.
WALT
has
KISSED
the
"RING"

Source: From a member of "The Cornbread Mafia"
"LET'S
TELL
A
STORY"
Wow!
Red MileTrack Crew APOLOGIZES to the BIG BOYS

The Track Crew is working diligently to make peace with the Big Boys. In case you're out of the loop, let
us bring you up to speed with this developing situation in Lexington, Ky.

It all begin with the twenty  minute delay of the 1st race post-time about a week ago (of what some
trainers say was totally uncalled for). The delay was due to heavy rains earlier in the day. The efforts of
the Track Crew left the horsemen with a good track that was rated fast by the evening's 4th race. Then
with rain on Tuesday night and throughout Wednesday, left the tracks sloppy and the big track closed on
Wednesday. On Thursday morning, a very important training day for stakes horses, the track still had not
dried out. And this...people....is what angered the big boys. There were a lot bullets fired at the Track
Crew -- like:

                                     "Hey can you believe those DUMB A$$E$"
                                                                or
                                      "Don't you MF'ers know I need to train!!"

The Track Crew knew what they were dealing with and knew they had to think clearly and act swiftly. So a
plan has been created that will make everyone happy and keep this situation from ever happening again.
Here is the plan:

    BIG RED has ordered Tarps to cover the track so when it rains the track can be covered. "I
    APOLOGIZE to you big boy trainers for the rain. I will do my best not to let it rain on the track again.
    Please understand, I didn't mean to let it happen. We've order tarps just in case it does. This will
    be much cheaper than building a canopy over the track.." says Big Red. "Joe will be proud."

    TRACKMAN BAKER also APOLOGIZES and has scheduled a meeting  with Mother Nature to ask
    that she not to pour water on to the racetrack when she knows darn good and well that the wishes
    of the BIG BOYS are far more important than hers. She should understand---don't you think . At the
    time of this writing, she had not given Baker an answer. "If Mother Nature cooperates, it will sure
    help out. Unfortunately, she has a mind of her own." Baker explained, "Again, boys, I do
    APOLOGIZE."

    BIG RED continued, "Just in case Mother Nature ignores our request and the tarps fail to work,  
    just so you BIG BOYS know, I would be DELIGHTED to introduce to any of you guys, my ole long-
    time friend----Mr. LOUISVILLE SLUGGER !!!!! I'll make my APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE."

    GORDIE says, "Have a nice day, fellas. Oh Yeah --- I APOLOGIZE TOO."
but...now,
UNCLE FESTER
Uncle Fester
Rules

"I'll bet if I put a LIGHTBULB in my
mouth, you people can still hear me?"
Editor's Note:

KyHarnessRacing.com would
like to say

THANKS
To EDGAR THE WEATHEMAN
for all his efforts to
promoting us.
P.S.                                                                                       
"The Pizza in the paddock was a great choice              
Weaherman, you should do that more often."        
$50 Fine
to anyone
trying to
impersonate
Uncle Fester
$50 Fine
to anyone
leaving
horse poop in
the paddock
Publish Date:9/3/08      The Homer Report Archives            KyHarnessRacing.com           FloridaHarnessRacing.com
by Terry Cullipher
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