| Book Signing Today @ A BOOK STORE near you Edgar the Weatherman will be signing copies of his new book (Title) "How To Save Money" (Sub-Title) "By Going Five Years Without A License" |
- One Mouse Talks
- "We may be blind, but you have to admit we
are the koolest dudes thats been here since
Diamond Dick retired. I mean when they see
us three guys walkin in, they should play the
song by The Bee Gees, "Stayin Alive".
With our new disco techniques and
awesome looking ties, I think were pretty
FRICKN kool. AND,"
"As you all know by now, our vision comes
and goes. And the reason we tell the Track
Crew not to water the Safety Lane is so that
when a horse goes inside the pylons, it will
create a lot of dust - WE CAN SEE THAT."
However, we would like to APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE.
- Hold you're horses,
slots are coming..YEAH RIGHT
Slots are coming just as soon as all these
things come to pass.
- The secret is revealed....Live Racing
at The Red Mile
- Edgar the Weatherman has a heart to
heart talk with the Governor.
Just as soon as:
- Uncle Bobby (The Green Monkey of
harness racing) wins a race.
Just as soon as:
- Kirby eats her Banana.
| Editor's Note KyHarnessRacing.com would like to send out a Special Thanks to JACKIE SUTTON for the INFORMATION he has given to us. Here's to you Jack - We salute you. (The King of Beer is coming through) |
| You Heard It Here First "Professor Perkins" looks into his Crystal Ball to make a few predictions. Professor Perkins: "As I look deep into this round crystal ball - (I know this may sound a little outrageous), but what I see is a very VERY BRIGHT LIGHT." "I, Professor Perkins, predict that the KHHA will seek the horseman's share from the $23 million, generated annually in Advance Deposit Wagers, in the near future." Professor Perkins: "Is what I see True or False?" |
| by Terry Cullipher |
| Publish Date:8/22/08 The Homer Report Archives KyHarnessRacing.com FloridaHarnessRacing.com |