THE HOMER REPORT
"Homer Award"

February '07

"Ice Duck Hunting"
"IIIIIII'M
WATCHING
YOU"
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Homer Archives
Big Chuck,
The Skipper and his
Little Buddy
6/8/07
Soar like an Eagle
6/20/07
What's he worth
    Peabody and Billybob
    on their great adventure......I know, like
    you, I expected more out of them too.
    But......

These two guys are really good thinkers...RIGHT. This
was well planned and thought out. WELL............READ IT
FOR YOUR-SELF.

    A bounty of **$80,000** was offered for wolves
    captured alive. It turned Peabody and Billybob
    into fortune hunters.

    Day and night they searched the mountains and
    woods looking for wolves. After an exhausting day
    of hunting they set up camp and fell asleep
    DREAMING of the MONEY they would SURELY
    earn.

    About midnight, "PEABODY" woke to see that they
    were surrounded by about fifty wolves with angry
    eyes and bared teeth. He nudged his friend and
    said, " BILLYBOB!", WAKE UP!! We're going to
    be rich!!"
Blame the writer.........Not the robbers

    That's the style of "The Cornbread Mafia".....
    "Blame the writer, cause we stand behind our guy."

    After doing some research, using our "Research
    Department", this is what we've come up with.

    Let's say your three sons robbed a bank, and got
    away with lots and lots of money. We found out and
    published a story about the robbery. How it went
    down. How they got away. Where they were hiding.
    That kind of stuff.

    Say this really happened. And we make fun of their
    STUPIDITY, and wrote a story about it. Which in turn
    led to the arrests of Their THREE SONS.

    Here's the question.
    Would you be:
    (A) Upset and blame the writer for writing the story?
    OR,
    (B) Would you blame your three sons for ROBBING
    THE BANK and creating the story?

WARNING!!!!         
    If it took you longer than 1 nano second to answer
    that question, or you ARE STILL THINKING about
    which is the correct answer, then PLEASE.......
    PLEASE seek help immediately. Or, give some
    thought of joining "THE CORNBREAD MAFIA",
    The fact is...they are now RECRUITING new
    members. Can anyone answer this next
    question?


ANOTHER WARNING!!!!
    It MAY NOT be wise to take advice from
    EDGAR THE WEATHERMAN or UNCLE BOBBY.
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