THE HOMER REPORT
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| "IIIIIII'M WATCHING YOU" |
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| "If you're gonna sell Betty, what Betty buys, then you have to see it through Betty's eyes" |
THAT'S RIGHT.
It's what you
think it is. And
believe-me.
YOU don't
want to go
there.
It's what you
think it is. And
believe-me.
YOU don't
want to go
there.
| Homer Archives |
| Soar like an Eagle, or fly like a Buzzard |
- Well, if you have been wondering about me lately,
I'm still here......And I'm not going anywhere.
I've just been really busy lately. Well.....not really....I
get hand feed most of the time. But really though,
I've taken a couple of mini vacations. Yes, that's
right, Homer deserves a little R & R too. I've been to
Las Vegas and Chicago in the past month. We will
be going back to Vegas soon......And we are not
going there to gamble......if you get my drift.
Now to the story.
- While doing all this traveling I decided to go down to
the Western part of Kentucky. I went and spent
some time at the racetrack called Bluegrass Downs.
- While at the track you could not help but notice that
the EAGLES WERE FLYING HIGH and the
BUZZARDS WERE FLYING LOW. That was pretty
much the tone around there. And when I say HIGH,
I mean REALLY HIGH. And, when I say LOW, I
mean HOW LOW CAN YOU GO.
- If you know anything about nature and mother
nature's way, you know the differences between an
Eagle and a Buzzard. They do have a lot of
similarities, but they are two totally different
creatures when it comes to SURVIVAL.
- The EAGLE will always seek out live food or prey
and kill it to eat. Their survival depends on what
they kill.
The BUZZARD will always wait for something to die
before they will eat. Their survival depends on what
dies and they wait to eat.
Eagles go hunt their prey, kill it and eat.
Buzzards on the other hand, wait for death to eat.
This is nature's way. It also applies to the
everyday world we live in. When selling, whether it
be PEANUTS, PENCILS OR CARS. APPLY YOURSELF
AND YOUR IDEAS, OR SIMPLY TRY TO NEGOTIATE
AN AGREEMENTS OR STRIKE A DEAL, you will and
have to decide....................are YOU.........an
EAGLE...........or..............a BUZZARD.
6/8/07