Daily Chronicles of
SPACEMAN

Dear Diary,

Earlier today I was thinking - very
clearly. Me and my motivational
thoughts......As I thought to myself, I
said, Self -

Driving horses is a game of wills, and
the willful always win. When I'm out
there, I drive my heart out. One little
move, and my opponent is in a bad
spot. SBSW gets parked three wide at
the half, and he comes home to
pappa...Do I always drive like this?
Well, sometimes. But thats not
important. You don't win races by
parking others. You win races by having
the will of a warrior - which I have - and
that means I'm a winner.

Your Friend
The Spaceman

P.S. I love my friends
The Unsolved Case
of the Missing Carts

On Sunday April 5th, at the Fairgrounds
in Paducah, Kentucky, three jog carts
came up missing. Investigators are still
looking for any leads.

If anyone knows the wearabouts or has
any information on the missing carts
please contact Tommy "BudLight" Caylor
or Truman "The PeaceKeeper" Emerson.

There is a REWARD

a case of
BUDLIGHT

for information leading to an arrest or
the return of the jog carts.
Inquiring Minds
Wanna Know

Now that Edgar the
Weatherman is President,
will he continue to take the
stand that he has NOTHING
to do with the fairs?
BROWNIE POINTS
make the world go round

We all feel from time to time, that the horsemen got the shaft, the raw end of the deal, or the
crumbs. It makes you wonder ---- How did that happen?

Well....what most folks realize, but choose to remain in denial about, is that horsemen are
easily sold out by their representation. What's most disappointing is that they haven't been
sold out for a large sum of money. They haven't even been sold out for a big plate of BarBQ
from Matt's Kitchen or a steak dinner.

What horsemen HAVE been sold out for, through the years, more than anything else, is........

....."A BOX OF BROWNIES".....
That's the #1 reason.

It's means a lot to a representative if he can say, "I know the governor." Or, "I'm having dinner
with so-n-so." Or, "I'm pretty tight with ...". It means more to be part of the "club" or to be in
the "back pocket" of some high ranking official, than to get --- well you know ---
"a better piece of the pie".

So what we are going to do for the 2009 season is let the public send in "Brownie Points" - a
point system - if you will - for any horsemen's rep or a high racking official, that does a deed to
be worthy of "Brownie Points". At the end of the season the brownie points will be added.
The winner will receive a prize. ( A box of Brownies )
by Terry Cullipher
Publish Date: 4/6/09      The Homer Report Archives            KyHarnessRacing.com           FloridaHarnessRacing.com