These days it is imperative that we have certain things with us when we venture outside of our homes. We need identification, so we take our driver's license. We need to lock the house and open the car, so we take our keys. And we absolutely must be able to receive calls at awkward times, so we take our cell phones. Thus equipped, many people feel that they are prepared for any situation that might arise. But it's a false sense of confidence. Lurking out there are problems that ID card, keys, and phones can't possibly overcome. So plenty of them are fooling themselves. Don't be one of them! Make sure you're fully prepared by carrying a small Swiss Army Knife on your key chain. Then you will be ready for any problem you encounter. Loose thread? Snip it. Rough fingernail? File it. Spinach in the teeth? Pick it. You'll be amazed at how often you'll use it. And you'll wonder how ever you got along without it.
Hello friends. I just thought of some information I have been withholding from you. And, when I had that thought, I felt bad. So I immediately got out my pen. And now, I'm bringing it to you.
You see, we live in a world that requires you to be just a little sharper than the other feller.