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| Ever wonder what club "CHIEF DEAR JOHN" belongs to? |
| Top 10 Reasons to NOT Support a Horsemen's Contract |
| 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. |
| Johnnie Cochron Classic "If there is NO split, you must acquit." A John Yinger Classic "After observing the barn area this season, it's like a pack of hungry pit-bulls trying to fight for the last piece of meat." A Classic "The Bowie Rules" Rule #1 - "If the owner is wrong, the trainer must remember, the owner is still the owner." Rule # 2 - "Never forget rule # 1." Mark Twain Classic Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. |
| Sign of the Month -- Pisces -- You may be easygoing by nature, but as the final sign of the zodiac, you also have an innate understanding of human nature, and that understanding will serve you well when dealing with people who think they can lord it over you. You'll find their weak spot and turn the tables on them. |
| The Tiger Woods Saga Based on Tiger’s interests, his new product endorsements will be for Hostess. How does Tiger know what hole he's playing? By the tattoo on her back. A Chief Dear John Classic "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right. HEY, did I say that 'out of competition' testing is my idea?" |
| Dumb & Dumber Press Release "Ladies and Gentlemen, it's seems we have found Uncle Bobby's long lost brother. He is said to be somewhere in the hemisphere of Southern Florida. It is believed that he goes by the name "CHIEF DEAR JOHN". Seperated at birth, these two have never met, but both have somehow managed to slip to the top of their ladders. One is the Head Honcho of his calvary, while the other sits as President of his association. Both have the everlasting desire to be a SUPERSTAR." |
It's only money. So you're wondering what's all the
fuss about.
You believe contracts just cause more problems, and
that leads to more money and more competition. And
who wants to deal with that.
Your philosophy is, "the casino has been so good to
us, so why bother them."
You would rather wait and see how much better the
money will get at the casino. (sure would hate to
jump the gun now.)
You believe if the horsemen will wait it out, they may
gain another percent.
You have faith in the casino. Which leads you to
believe if the horsemen wait long enough, the casino
will eventually do the right thing.
Your thoughts are, there are too many racing days
already.
You believe the old fashion way, "a man's word" and
a "good faith" contract are all you need, especially
when millions of dollars are on the table.
Racing has never been better. So again you're
wondering, what's all the fuss about.
Now that he's the head honcho, you're counting on
"CHIEF DEAR JOHN" to make things better. So you
figure, when you have "CHIEF DEAR JOHN" on your
side, who needs a contract.
fuss about.
You believe contracts just cause more problems, and
that leads to more money and more competition. And
who wants to deal with that.
Your philosophy is, "the casino has been so good to
us, so why bother them."
You would rather wait and see how much better the
money will get at the casino. (sure would hate to
jump the gun now.)
You believe if the horsemen will wait it out, they may
gain another percent.
You have faith in the casino. Which leads you to
believe if the horsemen wait long enough, the casino
will eventually do the right thing.
Your thoughts are, there are too many racing days
already.
You believe the old fashion way, "a man's word" and
a "good faith" contract are all you need, especially
when millions of dollars are on the table.
Racing has never been better. So again you're
wondering, what's all the fuss about.
Now that he's the head honcho, you're counting on
"CHIEF DEAR JOHN" to make things better. So you
figure, when you have "CHIEF DEAR JOHN" on your
side, who needs a contract.
| Late Breaking News @track Chief Dear John has a question. Chief Dear John: "I want to know how....if when I gave someone two stalls, how did they get ten?" Folks we must go to Lexington, Ky to ask "Palms Up Perelli" for an answer. Palms Up Perelli: "Chief Dear John, I think I can answer that question. Just so you know I have never...... EVER...taken money for stalls. I would never do such a thing. It's just wrong. However, I do accept tips. In fact, I strongly encourage it. So Chief Dear John, I don't know if there is any truth to it, but I did hear that Pete tips very well. Chief, who is your stall man?" Editor's note: Palm's Up Perelli is the stall superintendent at a racetrack in Kentucky. He knows the game all to well. He is one of our expert stable analysts. |
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