| Orthopedic Surgery Clinic NOW OPEN to the PUBLIC Specializing in Knee Surgery Road in Prestonsburg, Kentucky. A clinic with the most advance surgical equipment in the modern era is now open for business. Also on staff they have the world's newest Orthopedic Surgeon --- Dr. Bucky Buchanan. With Dr. Bucky on board, the clinic is expected to be a huge success along with 100% customer satisfaction. Dr. Bucky brings to the clinic his in depth knowledge and experience specializing in Knee Surgery. Dr. Bucky has already perform surgery on his first patient at the clinic -- himself. While even best and most respected surgeons in the world refer to fellow doctors to perform surgery on their own body, Dr. Bucky says he is the best and thats why he does his own surgeries and operates on himself. He said he has never settled for second best in anything he has ever done. That explains a lot, but we still needed more information. We recently contacted Dr. Bucky by telephone. Dr. Bucky stated on the phone, "I expect big things to come. I've always had the ability to operate...always wanted to. My surgery was a success, with no major complications. I had a little staff infection develop after my operation and spent 30 days in the hospital. But HEY, a little infection can be expected with any surgery. It happens from time to time. How can you expect people to let you operate on them if you won't operate on yourself. My clinic may be small, but I get the job done...and at a fraction of the cost. Don't mind the camper, that's one way I save the patient money. Just look at it as a clinic on wheels --- a MoeBill Clinic if you will. Another thing we do at the clinic to save our clients money is we don't use scalpels, we use pocket knives. We use a needle and thread rather than stitches. So as you can see, we don't cut any corners, we just do things a little different." Dr. Bucky continues, "Most people don't realize that in such a short period of time I have acquired a HUGE WAITING LIST. People want my services -- "Dr. Bucky's" services if you will. To be first on my HUGE WAITING LIST....just give me a call down at the clinic. In the mean time, I'll keep the knives sharp." Dr. Bucky added, "Although I concentrate on human surgeries, my services include but are not limited to, the equine athlete. Have a nice day." |
| "All Points Bulletin" Downgraded to "Lost and Found" A few months ago Boy Wonder ran away. Recently, he was spotted singing Karaoke in a Toledo night club. Batman went and tried to talk him into coming back to KY. But no sense could be talked into the Boy Wonder, his mind was made up. He's staying in OHIO. The Dynamic Duo have split. It's all Batman. |
The Daily Chronicles of
S-p-a-c-e-m-a-n
Dear Diary,
Today I was day dreaming. Diary, do you remember
the time I was driving in the Yonkers Trots and coming
down the stretch....I mean the race had a purse for 6 or
700,000. I had the lead coming down the stretch....was
gonna win. All I wanted to do was give a "VICTORY
WAVE" to my fans...wave the whip in the air. Then my
horse broke stride and got placed last. Sorry Jimmy.
Dear Diary,
Today I was day dreaming. I won the Yonkers Trot.
Your Friend,
The Spaceman
S-p-a-c-e-m-a-n
Dear Diary,
Today I was day dreaming. Diary, do you remember
the time I was driving in the Yonkers Trots and coming
down the stretch....I mean the race had a purse for 6 or
700,000. I had the lead coming down the stretch....was
gonna win. All I wanted to do was give a "VICTORY
WAVE" to my fans...wave the whip in the air. Then my
horse broke stride and got placed last. Sorry Jimmy.
Dear Diary,
Today I was day dreaming. I won the Yonkers Trot.
Your Friend,
The Spaceman
| "Holy orange edge!! Look at my new ride!!" |
| "Cya in The Batcave." |
| by Terry Cullipher |
| Publish Date:3/27/09 The Homer Report Archives KyHarnessRacing.com FloridaHarnessRacing.com |